What follows is an interview with Jags, writer of The JagPot, as it appears in this month’s issue of No One Really Gives A Shit Monthly…

NORGASM: So, where the #$&% have you been? (Editor’s Note: “#$&%” means “fuck”)

Jags: I’ve been on sabbatical.

NORGASM: What the hell is a sabbatical?

Jags: It’s like a vacation, only smarter.

NORGASM: The JagPot is a blog, right?

Jags: Pretty much, yeah.

NORGASM: An occasionally funny blug posted once every few days…

Jags: Yes.

NORGASM: Mostly full of stuff that you make up…

Jags: Yes.

NORGASM: And you needed a vacation…

Jags: …

NORGASM: …from, like, the easiest thing in the world.

Jags: #$&% you.

NORGASM: I see. And now you’re back?

Jags: Not quite yet. Almost.

NORGASM: What’s the #$&%ing hold up?

Jags: Well, I’m kinda busy.

NORGASM: With what?

Jags: Highly technical, work-related, time consuming tasks too numerous to explain here. (Editor’s Note: We’re pretty sure Jags is spending most of his free time falling asleep on the couch while playing fantasy football.)

NORGASM: Right. Okay, so when ARE you coming back?

Jags: The goal is for The JagPot to be back in full swing by its 1-year anniversary on November 15th.

NORGASM: Of this year?

Jags: #$&% you.

NORGASM: Have you been keeping up with the site’s e-mail during your vacation?

Jags: Some of it, yes.

NORGASM: You’ve been gone for like 4 months. How much mail are we talking about?

Jags: 76 messages.

NORGASM: Of which you’ve answered…

Jags: 4.

NORGASM: So we can expect more than a few Mail Call features, I assume. Anything else on deck?

Jags: Sure. I’ve already got 11 posts done, but I’m waiting to start posting until I can manage to get back into writing every day. That’ll be pretty soon, definitely by November 15th.

NORGASM: What do you have to say to those who came to believe, due to the content of your last entry, that you died while jet skiing?

Jags: No such luck. Neener neener.

NORGASM: You’ve gotten a few e-mails lately from folks who can’t view the page properly, correct?

Jags: Yep. For some people using Internet Explorer 6, the sidebar on the right is pushed all the way down to the bottom of the last entry on the page for some odd reason.

NORGASM: Are they just screwed, or what?

Jags: Not really. I used to help readers with stuff like this, but The JagPot displays just fine on current browsers. So my advice is to upgrade to either Internet Explorer 7 or Firefox.

NORGASM: Anything else you wanna share?

Jags: Nope.

NORGASM: Not even a huge apology to all the readers for bailing on them to go on some half-assed vacation?

Jags: I was BUSY.

NORGASM: #$&% you.

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