‘Twas the night before Christmas, if you believe in that crap,
Not a sound could be heard, ‘cept some faint gangsta rap.
The beer cans were scattered on my sink, desk, and hutch.
(I’d make quite a fortune if I recycled that much.)
I up and passed out, face-down in my bed,
While visions of nude showgirls danced in my […]

So, back in Part 1, we covered the LASIK consultation and my ignorant decision to sign up even though everything I saw scared the shit out of me.
In Part 2, we talked about the waiting room and how odd it was that they were playing a movie that featured Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and a […]

From an e-mail sent by Katrina a couple days ago…
Hey Jags! You said a couple weeks ago that there would be something for the anniversary on the 15th but here it is the 17th and ZILCH!
Well, thanks for rubbing it in, Katrina. I know I missed the anniversary post, but I have a […]