7 dangerous hazards you should be aware of…
Local Kids Sometimes Drag See-Saws Into The Street And Play On Them. This sign is a few blocks from where I live. While I have never personally seen a see-saw in the street, I am always on the lookout for them. Not because I’m afraid […]

I think it’s pretty clear by now that there are a lot of things in this world that simply confuse me. Maybe I’m not too bright and am in need of Special Help, but there’s some language and common phrasing out there that bugs the shit outta me…
1) “Gesundheit!” When did this […]

At 4:13 this morning, someone knocked on my door.
At 4:16 this morning, someone started pounding on my door.
At 4:17 this morning, someone started pounding on my door so loudly that waking up started to seem like a good idea.
The last time this happened, there was a big honkin’ fire in my apartment complex that almost […]