TV for Dummies

“Literate Programming” is a term in the television industry for a show that appeals to intellectual viewers. On the major broadcast networks, literate programming is scarce and apparently viewed as a Very Bad Thing, which is why most of the smart, provocative television shows air on cable networks.
See, according to executives in major network […]

R.I.P., America

Pay very close attention, folks.
The picture below is why we’re going to lose the war.
It’s why, within the next 30 years, we’ll no longer be considered among the most powerful nations in the world.
This is the reason we are absolutely doomed.

This, my friends, is Fried Coca-Cola.
That’s right. This country is headed to Hell in […]

Take This Belt and Shove It

Why does the State of Maryland give a shit if I wear my seatbelt?
I hate my seatbelt. It’s uncomfortable and it wrinkles my shirt and I don’t like it and I don’t care what you think. My safety is none of your business, and I really don’t understand where the State […]