‘Twas the night before Christmas, if you believe in that crap,
Not a sound could be heard, ‘cept some faint gangsta rap.
The beer cans were scattered on my sink, desk, and hutch.
(I’d make quite a fortune if I recycled that much.)
I up and passed out, face-down in my bed,
While visions of nude showgirls danced in my […]

So, back in Part 1, we covered the LASIK consultation and my ignorant decision to sign up even though everything I saw scared the shit out of me.
In Part 2, we talked about the waiting room and how odd it was that they were playing a movie that featured Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and a […]

7 dangerous hazards you should be aware of…
Local Kids Sometimes Drag See-Saws Into The Street And Play On Them. This sign is a few blocks from where I live. While I have never personally seen a see-saw in the street, I am always on the lookout for them. Not because I’m afraid […]