Buttle Rocket

In our neverending quest to bring you the most up-to-date and honest information possible on the subject of Really Stupid People, it is our distinct pleasure to announce that we have ourselves a brand new JagAss.
LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a […]

Frickin’ Laser Beams: Part 2

So, I had my LASIK consultation back in Part 1, where the Evil Consultation Doctors both scared the shit outta me and convinced me to sign up anyway.
Three weeks later, it was time to let a whole new doctor strap me to a table and shoot laser beams at my eyes.
“A whole new doctor?” you […]

OCD Much?

There’s this guy at work that turns the lights on-off-on-off-on-off-on every time he enters a dark room. So we make fun of him because it’s weird. He insists it’s his only OCD habit, but that’s one too many for a bunch of insensitive pricks like us.
This afternoon I was doing a quick site […]