The Consultation
A couple months ago, I decided to let a man I don’t know shoot laser beams at my eyeballs.
“What the hell for?” you might ask.
“So I can see without fugly glasses or contacts that make it feel like I just stuck anchovies in my eyes,” I might reply.
I got glasses in the fourth grade […]

What follows is an interview with Jags, writer of The JagPot, as it appears in this month’s issue of No One Really Gives A Shit Monthly…

NORGASM: So, where the #$&% have you been? (Editor’s Note: “#$&%” means “fuck”)
Jags: I’ve been on sabbatical.
NORGASM: What the hell is a sabbatical?
Jags: […]