Near-Death Experience

I just got attacked by a squirrel.
Seriously.
It’s about 7am on Sunday morning, I’m walking up to the management office of our apartment complex to drop something in the night slot, and I noticed a squirrel dart into the bushes a few feet ahead of me. I naturally assumed that he was engaging in Typical […]

Emptying the Mailbag

A portion of you visiting today got here via the link I sent you in a cop-out mass e-mail reply I did last night. The rest of you have no idea what I’m talking about, which is probably not a new reaction to one of my entries. On any other day you’d be […]

The Puppetmaster

I’m a big fan of stand-up comedy, but I’m pretty picky when it comes to what I enjoy most. I don’t like filth for the sake of filth (Andrew Dice Clay). Never been a fan of prop comedy (Carrot Top). And I hate, hate, hate ventriloquists.
Ventriloquists are to comedy what dentists are […]