2 Balls, 1 Strike

Let’s talk about testicles. (The number of people leaving the site after reading the first sentence of a new entry just tripled.)
I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos with a woman last night when a volleyball clip came on. There was a powerful spike going out of bounds, heading directly for the line […]

James Lipton Has No Shame

Desperate Housewives just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it’s because I live in the DC area, where psycho wives and dead husbands are pretty commonplace. Maybe it’s that Teri Hatcher isn’t as hot as when she was Lois Lane. Whatever the case, every Sunday at 9pm, I find myself in search […]

Mom & Jerry

I’ll say it again: There are too many people, and all the wrong people are having kids.
Our new reigning JagAss is Shannon Cook, a mother of three from Wheaton, IL. Ms. Cook just received a 30-day prison sentence for child endangerment because she left her children home alone to go to a taping […]