WARNING: This entry contains many instances of gynobashing. Women should please understand that the author is not talking about ALL women. He is just talking about this one ignorant bitch in particular. For the record, the author thinks you are an astonishing woman whom he could not possibly joke about. […]

Today’s letter comes to us from markp338. Mark wrote in on the 18th to help save me from my blasphemous ways so that I may one day embrace Spiritual Enlightenment. His concern for me comes from an entry I wrote that contained a few jokes about the new pope.
For the record, I’ve got […]

New Years Resolutions: Practice in Self Improvement or Just Another List of Empty Promises? Hell if I know. My New Year’s resolutions…
1) Be more punctual. I’m doing my New Year’s resolutions on January 27th, so this one’s screwed already.
2) Drink less. This one will probably lead to a […]