Good morning and welcome to the Driver’s Way Institute (DWI). We here at DWI instruct the Drivers of Today in the fine art of driving etiquette. Our purpose: to seek out and eliminate rude driving from the highways of America. Today, we will be answering some frequently asked questions about automobile travel […]

Whenever someone attempts to engage me in a conversation about politics, I tend to make a sound a man would only make if an elephant were standing on his genitals. This is a crude yet effective way to avoid these types of banal verbal exchanges. Plus, it makes quiet dinner parties much more […]

I have two friends that are very pregnant, whom I’ll refer to here as Amanda and Tracy (because those are their names). Right up front, it should be noted that I had nothing to do with getting either of them pregnant, which is good for me because at least one of them has a […]